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ATTN: SMOKEY,
GALACTIC FEDERATION SHIP, VISIGOTH

FR: MR. "X",
CABO DIABLO, (HQ) PR, EARTH


( UPLOAD LINK  2; DATA PRIORITY 77701, FORMAT ALPHA,  CLEARANCE:  
EYES ONLY.)


SMOKEY,

Request administrative direction on Galactic Procedure Protocol regarding
Visitation of
Continuum "Friendlies", as applied to quartering and consumption of alloted
resource supplies, Cabo Diablo Operation.
Further request additional re-supply of operating resources and materials, list
forthcoming.

June, Continuum, 21st Century '07 : Visitation, Cablo Diablo

To Date:

06/02/07, 0547 HRS, "SPECTER" Shield placed on Disabled Status, to allow
East Harbor access and admittance of mercenary pirate vessel FLORENCE,
Continuum, 18th Century '54, Humanoid crew numbering 57.
Quartered: Former Quonsets T-885, 886, & 887 (burned beyond repair, by
FLORENCE crew,  06/04/07)
Consumption: 174 Gallons, Pussers Rum.
        122 Chickens, 10 Pigs, 4 Goats, 1 Chupa. (note: the Chupa neutralized
four of the  FLORENCE crew before being subdued/consumed).
        27 Crates, Assorted Vegetables.

06/07/07, 0810 HRS, "SPECTER" Shield placed on Disabled Status, to allow
South Beach Quad 22 access and admittance to Humanoids, numbering 47,
Continuum, 14th Century '32, Designation: Knights Templar.
06/07/07, 0812 HRS, "SPECTER" Shield placed on Disabled Status, to allow
South Beach Quad 22 access and admittance to Humanoids, numbering 32,
Continuum, 12th Century '12, Designation: Samurai.
Quartered: N/A
Consumption, (combined): 78 Rubber Body Bags.
                            34 Gallons, HiClor 249 Dissolving Agent
                             1 Shovel
                            10 Bags, Lime, Powdered.
(note: Tell Elvis the Cabo Staff really did try with this one. Unfortunately, both
groups arrival times were coordinated a tad too close, and they murdered each
other in the surf approximately fifteen minutes prior to our Welcoming Staff's
arrival. On a positive note however, we have employed the lone surviving
Samurai (now one armed) as a kitchen orderly, at the Cabo Staff Mess (CSM).
He seems to be adjusting adequately enough, but takes umbrage at being
addressed as "Hop Sing". We're working with it/ on it.

06/15/07, 1530 HRS, "SPECTER" Shield placed on Disabled Status, to allow
Hill 442, Quad 9 access and admittance to Humanoids, numbering 14,
Continuum (Unclear), Designation: Vestal Virgins.
Quartered: Permanent Chateau 299.
Consumption:  12 Cases, Tampax.
         54 Gallons, Spring Water, Commercial Brand, Dated Fresh
         87 Lbs, Prepared Caesar Salad, Commercial Brand, Dated Fresh        
         3 De-boned Rock Cornish Hens, Dated Fresh.
         7 copies each, Red Book, Ladies Home Journal, Cosmopolitan, Currant.
         12 Blow Dryers, Hair, Electric.
         27 Cases Nail Polish, Assorted Colors.
         14 Home Pregnancy Kits.
(note: The Vestals appear to be enjoying their stay at Cabo, especially since the
remaining crew of FLORENCE has taken up residence at Permanent Chateau
229. Tell Elvis that he and I need to talk, and that negotiations regarding my
salary need to be addressed.


MR. "X",

CABO DIABLO: OUT---




TRANSMISSION FROM EXTRATERRESTRIAL "DEEP SPACE-CRAFT" -
"VISIGOTH"- CURRENTLY EN ROUTE TO EARTH -

FROM - ELVIS MELLON’S PERSONAL SECRETARY AND "GO BETWEEN"
( SIGH....DAMMED EARTH GOVERNMENT PROTOCOLS!....)

MR. SMOKEY- IN REGARDS TO -


UPLOAD LINK  2; DATA PRIORITY 77701, FORMAT ALPHA,  CLEARANCE:  
EYES ONLY.)

ATT MR. X -CHIEF OF OPERATIONS AT  CABO DIABLO- CODE NAME- DEVILS
DOORWAY PROJECT.

June continuum 21st century-

Message received and noted. Visigoth en route - E.T.A 10 ( sorry I do not do
military time- I am a friggin CAT- I really don’t give a shit about....Sorry- under
stress-  Virgil the  ships sentient  super computer-cybernetic holo-person shut
down all alcohol replicator’s and reserves while conducting an experiment in
human endurance and stress levels- Elvis did not take this well-it got very ugly-
Virgil learned not to that again-that is all I should say on that subject- Note- If
Elvis wants booze while on your island- GIVE IT TO HIM -FOR YOUR OWN SAKE
AND THE LIVES OF EVERYONE ON THAT ISLAND- JUST GIVE IT TOO HIM! )

Now- back to the matter at hand. We will arrive in orbit shortly. Implement-
galactic protocol  -Earth alliance- Tango Bravo # 7. The automated security and
technical bots (ROBOTS ) we sent will know what to do. Specter -shield spare
parts are on order and Virgil is replicating them now.

Requested supplies are available and Elvis Mellon and Colonel T.P Sommo and
myself along with Virgil -in holo-person form ( We can only speculate as to who
he will appear as this time- my bet is on Terry Thomas in straw hat and flowery
shirt ) will deliver them personally. Elvis says to keep your hands off the Vestal
Virgins at least till he gets there- for reasons of time/space non interference-
and possible contamination of timelines- of course ( wink, wink )

He is anxious to meet the remaining crew of the "Florence"  and asks that they
be contained but  allowed to be "comfortable." The Knights Templar had better
be put in secured confinement but also made comfortable. We regret the loss of
staff and island property and please have the acting United States military -
black ops division rep. (which ever one it is now-as we know they often suffer
nervous breakdowns or request transfer to less- intimidating "tours of duty" )
send

appropriate letters of condolence to their   family's and tell them they died in
Iraq serving they're country. (Be sure to disguise the cutlass wounds and
chupacabra bites) -Elvis also requests a portion of the beach by the south
harbor be cleared of off shore mines land mines for a "luau" -We will provide all
the food and "refreshments" and the off duty staff are invited as well as those
Pirates deemed Non homicidal enough to engage in recreational activities. As I
am sure you have witness before- we have the technology to wipe their  
memories and send them back to their proper time period.

Elvis has been granted full authority to discuss and dispense any galactic pay
upgrades and or further salary requirement's and we only ask that this be kept
in confidence from the Earth-U.S Reps.

Expect Visigoth in orbit and landing party to either beam down or descend in
the Viking-as disguised as a transport plane -runway # 33 . We look forward to
meeting this latest batch of "unexpected guests" as it will be much more
pleasant then that star ship filled with Zoo specimens from Vega # 5.

Our remote scans have shown an increase in Draco submersible activity off the
North west shore. Double what security is left and put them on full alert.
The Samurai will make a good addition to the kitchen staff if he wants to stay.

Mr. Smokey out   
(DE LINK 9724 ZULU, PORT 9)
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