TO – C.R Langsford acting section head-                                                     10
Central Intelligence agency –foreign operative identification and retrieval sub
section -4.
From Agent Dirk McKinley acting representative of aforementioned agency at
Cabo Diablo- *see –code name “Devils Doorway”      

Sir- I felt it important that I inform you of the latest development on the island.
Elvis Mellon himself and the entity appearing to be for all intensive purposes a
talking cat –referred to as “Mr. Smokey” arrived on the island by a means
beyond any technology we currently or officially possess. I witnessed them
appear out of thin air in a flash of white light similar to that in the Star Trek
television show. There was just another breach of security on the island-this
time from a woman reporter for the National inquirer-
One Illsa Larsen now deceased.  According to island scuttlebutt she came
ashore at night and made some 25 clicks into the jungle when one of the
extratestrial biological entities bred for security protocols – known in popular
lore as “Chubacabras” –Spanish for “Goat sucker” for its propensity to suck the
blood out of its victims as well as eating just about everything including the
bones- got to her before Mr. X’s men or the other members of the humanoid
joint security force. Word is there was nothing much left of her and then the
security force entity known as Alpha Hotel 24497 – also known as “Rollo”
apparently choked to death on one of her high heel “pumps” – I believe Elvis
Mellon and Mr. X referred to them in slang as “Fuck me” pumps. Why she
would wear these to such a dangerous island after swimming ashore from an off
shore craft is any ones guess but I would deduce that she intended to seduce
someone for information. Elvis Mellon seemed quite distraught at the loss of
Alpha Hotel 22497. He drank himself into a stupor as did the extratestrial
biological entity (we assume) known as “ZIK” that horrifying looking giant
translucent crystalline spider. Sir if I may speak candidly-

Once you spend time with them you get used to the strangeness and almost
disturbing nature of their presence. Elvis Mellon seems like a fairly normal
human being from our world and time and if were not for those reports and the
data and documentation showing him all over the planet and never looking any
older then 45 even in tin type photographs taking during the civil war and
those old kinescope films of him on 1950’s television programs   you would
think he is just a regular Joe. I have attempted to address the

time/space travel and the rumors that he is almost 800 years old because of it-
but he is very evasive. The cat really seems like a normal cat except for the fact
that he talks and seems to almost be running the show. I petted him and he
was as soft as….well never- mind. Sorry sir. The spider is actually very friendly
as well and were it not for his size and appearance with those razor sharp
mandibles and claws at the end of his multiple appendages and those eyes…..
those eyes will haunt me for the rest of my life- which may not be as long as I
expected being

assigned here.  Colonel T.P Sommo seems fairly normal too and his exploits in
the Special Forces and Black Ops are required reading at the academy. He and
Elvis and X.  with the German U boat crew but they kept the Gestapo officer on
ice -  Literally on ice. I asked if his absence would alter timelines since they
apparently let the chubacabras have him, or at least half of him. Smoky and
Elvis said it wouldn’t matter and not to trouble myself about such things. They
were going to send the U-boat crew back to their proper time after the Luau.
Colonel

Sommo and Elvis pissed off X when they got really drunk and let the pirates
loose and rode the Captain of the Pirate ship Florence around on a jet ski. He
loved it. I sometimes question my sanity sir. I saw Theodore Roosevelt and
Alexander Hamilton who had been coming from Barbados’s ( Hamilton )  when
the vortex got him and washed him up on shore- playing quarters with two
Knights Templar and a one armed Samurai . There’s things roaming the jungles
that give the

chubacabras a run for their money and those captive Draco are a sight to see-
feeding on raw meat. The little fellow- “13” is pretty likable too and they assure
me he is on our side-with the galactic alliance and Elvis’s crew. I have been
taking less valium since my consumption of rum and whiskey and single malt
scotch as increased- All part of the job sir- keeping diplomatic relations with the
galactic alliance reps and all. MI5 has sent an agent- Nigel Sparks. They are
briefing him now- the Colonel and Elvis with X and the Spider. The spider
drinks rocket fuel…literally rocket fuel-  the same fuel we use on our shuttles,
we have to be careful with our cigarettes around him.  We are still waiting to
hear back from the Navy divers and the special sub they sent down to spy on
the Draco base. I will report again soon. McKinley out.
THE PIRATE SHIP "THE FLORENCE"
CAVERN UNDERNEATH CABO DIABLO
PATROLLING THE JUNGLE PERIMETERS.
GIANT CRABS ARE OFTEN A NUISANCE BUT
MAKE GOOD EATING.
ANOTHER COMPLETED SECTION OF DRACO
UNDERWATER BASE.
CHUBACABRA PERIMETER PATROL
BOB HOPE ARRIVES TO ENTERTAIN CABO
DIABLO PERSONNEL (shhhhhhhhhh..)
MENU-DIRECTORY
AT LEFT SOME OF MR X's MEN
RELAX
CABO DIABLO # 11
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